KnifecrimeIslandStabber-In-ChiefGordon“One-Eye”BrownwentofftotheQueenforherpermissiontodissolveParliament,andnowtheelectionsareonforMay6。

MostarepredictingahungParliament(youcanlearnwhatthatmeanshere!

),andit’snotunlikelythattheConservativeswillwinanarrowmajority;also,theyarerunningonaplatformof“hope”and“change。

”(ThatmeanssomethingdifferentinEngland,though,sincethey’realreadyasocialistmonarchy。

)TheEnglishareexcited,ofcourse:“Quick!

GordonBrownisinKent!

Letsgoraidhisfridge!

”ishowthekinderTwittersaregoing。

(Fridgeisslangfor“face”andraidisslangfor?

“stab。